just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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