Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Houston, we have a squirter
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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