butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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