i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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