butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Watching her eat just hurts me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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