so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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