So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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