So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize