so explain again why im purple
no
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
lets start a swedish sibling band together
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize