They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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