ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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