is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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