i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
do herpes really smell.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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