Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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