Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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