NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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