quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
