Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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