Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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