would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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