Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize