Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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