I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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