playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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