guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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