She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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