you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
do nipples grow back?
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