Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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