Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
