Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You may now shotgun with the bride
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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