also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
So. Much. Porn.
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