Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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