Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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