he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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