I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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