No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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