We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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