I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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