I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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