He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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