Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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