She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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