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So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
As shirtless as possible
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Two words: nipple clamps
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