I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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