My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
and she was petting her beer can
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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