He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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