Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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