I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We left the knife in your bed.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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