I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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