Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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