This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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