i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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