I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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