My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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